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STUPID HUMANS... In case you need further proof that the human race is doomed because of stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods.   On a Sears hairdryer: Do not use while sleeping. (and that's the only time Ihave to work on my hair).   On a bag of Fritos:.You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside. (The shoplifter special?)   On a bar of Dial soap: "Directions: Use like regular soap." (and that would be how???....)   On some Swanson frozen dinners: "Serving suggestion: Defrost." (but, it's "just" a suggestion).   On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom): "Do not turn upside down." (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!   On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding:"Product will be hot after heating." (...and you thought????...)   On packaging for a Rowenta iron: "Do not iron clothes on body." (but wouldn't this save me more time?)   On Boot's Children Cough Medicine:"Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication." (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)   On Nytol Sleep Aid: "Warning: May cause drowsiness." (and...I'm taking this because???....)   On most brands of Christmas lights: "For indoor or outdoor use only." (as opposed to...what?)   On a Japanese food processor: "Not to be used for the other use." (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious.)   On Sunsbury's peanuts: "Warning: contains nuts." (talk about a news flash)   On an American Airlines packet of nuts: "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts." (Step 3: maybe, uh...fly Delta?)   On a child's superman costume: "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly." I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one:   On a Swedish chainsaw:"Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals." (...was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)   Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity and send this to someone you want to bring a smile to (maybe even a chuckle)...in other words send it to everyone. We all need to smile every once in a while.