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Pakistan
Young lad to Grandad. "I've gone up a class at school Grandad ".
"Thats good" said Grandad. "What are your new classmates like then ?"
"Nice Grandad, we even have a lad from Pakistan !"
"Do you know where Pakistan is ?"
Quick as a flash came the reply "well it can't be far away cos he goes home for lunch ! "