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Rotten Driver Extract from the Police Gazette. A man was sat down for a meal in a cafe on the A1 when three swaggering motor cyclists came in looking for trouble. He was all alone, just about to eat his steak pie and chips when one of the leather jacket gang took his meal, another tipped his fruit salad on to the floor and the third drank his coffee. The lorry driver said nothing, paid his bill and walked out. One of the trouble makers looked at the waitress and said " He wasn't much of a man , was he ?. She replied " He's not much of a driver either; he's just run over three motor bikes".